Ingredients:

• 1 old drinking buddy
• 1 office of sitepoint geeks
• 1 list of 8 funky must-see bars
• 4 hours
• 2 bimbos pizzas
• 1 chocolate pizza
• 1 souvlaki
• 1 slice of grilled cheese
• 1 “Mum’s lamb roast” cocktail
• Various assortments of alcohol

Mix the old drinking buddy with 1 funky bar, office of sitepoint geeks, DJ’ing naked babies and 2 bimbos pizza in an upstairs heated outdoor area with funky laterns. Mix multiple rounds of alcohol with a special serving of “the most girly drink you could possibly make” for the old drinking buddy. Once consistency starts to thin, add chocolate pizza and fresh air with another funky bar and tequila shots all round. Repeat folding remaining funky bars (leaving one) and alcohol until you reach desired quantity.

After travelling to dark alleyways off dark alleyways off dark alleyways, carefully take the last funky bar and toss with hospital lamps, test tubes, defeaning breaks until flailing old drinking buddy almost stops responding.

Garnish with souvlaki, a late night taxi ride and passing out on the couch.

Serves 2 until 3am.

More photos to come…